Monday, February 08, 2010
Top 10 ways to join AllAtHisFeet Cult
  1. Grovel at their feet with confessions of juicy sins and worship their spiritual gifts.
  2. Move to Indianapolis and do #1 .
  3. Openly criticize (Gossip) the Christian authorities in your life (Pastor, Husband, or brothers and sisters in Christ).
  4. Never bring any sin/mistakes to them, they are always perfect.
  5. Beat yourself up using the critical Indianapolis self abasement techniques.
  6. Sell out your family even if they are Christians.
  7. If you're a woman with an unspiritual husband, whine about this.
  8. Depend on other people for personal convictions.
  9. Give in to the fear and lies that there are no true Christians besides them and everyone is wrong except them.
  10. Shut your eyes to the wrong you see or experience in their presence. Never research any negative rumor without Mike's permission or insight first.